Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Podbit · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)

Explore episode Jun 8, 2026

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Welcome to the Show: Matt's Gone, Shane's Tired, Lemaire's Fired Up

At 3:13 · chapter starts 0:58

Shane introduces the episode by apologizing for the late drop — he tried to record the previous day but couldn't get out of bed after attending the NBA Finals, where he drank White Claws in the van on the way to the arena. Matt is out doing shows in Fort Wayne, Indiana, so Lemaire Lee steps in as guest host. Before any recording begins, Lemaire barges into the kitchen, kills Shane's peaceful hummingbird documentary, throws on a Lego YouTube video, and walks back out to check on his sausages on the grill. Shane marvels at Lemaire's unusually good mood — 'I've never seen him this happy' — and the cast speculates that a rare bout of happiness will inevitably turn into whiskey-fueled frustration by nightfall.

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