Two Hot Takes

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253: Happy Updates Only..

Explore episode Jan 29, 2026
True Crime
Serenading in a Bigfoot Costume at Night

253: Happy Updates Only.. · Jan 29, 2026 True Crime

OP decided the way to win his ex back was to dress as Bigfoot again, sneak into her backyard, and play 'Sorry' by Buckcherry on an old stereo. The stereo was too quiet, so he started staring through her bedroom window. A neighbor saw him. He tried to break in. He hurt his back fleeing.

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The third story is the emotional heart of the first half. A single mechanic offered to help his new neighbor Cassie with her car and told her 13-year-old son Kenny he could come over to play video games. Over three years, a genuine bond grew: OP taught Kenny about cars and mechanics, took him to the shop, encouraged him to aim for engineering, and became a constant presence at family dinners. He got COVID and Cassie nursed him back to health. When Kenny's friend called OP 'Dad' at a gathering, OP was shocked — he'd always thought of Kenny as a little brother. When he asked Cassie about it, she smiled and admitted she was asking him out. Morgan and Jenna are delighted throughout: the foundation was already there, he just didn't see it. Reddit's top comment said it perfectly: he'd already been fulfilling the job requirements before he was hired.

Government
Morgan Opens Up About Minnesota and Current Events

253: Happy Updates Only.. · Jan 29, 2026 Government

Before diving into the episode's lighter content, Morgan Absher addressed the murder of a man named Alex in Minnesota and ongoing human rights concerns, saying she doesn't care what side of the political aisle you're on — if you aren't enraged by what's happening, 'we got beef.'

Society & Culture
Man-Child at 24: Can't Fry an Egg, Won't Learn Why

253: Happy Updates Only.. · Jan 29, 2026 Society & Culture

A 24-year-old man working toward a PhD had never fried an egg or washed his own clothes — and when his girlfriend asked him to live alone first, he offered to pay extra rent so she'd do all his chores. The final compromise? Hire a maid for his half. She dumped him.

Society & Culture
Can't fry an egg at 24

253: Happy Updates Only.. · Jan 29, 2026

A 24-year-old man with a PhD-track science career had never cooked an egg or done laundry because his stay-at-home mother did everything for all five men in the house.

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