Podbit · Last Podcast On The Left
Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 revealed that on a recent vacation to St. Thomas with her mother, she could see Jeffrey Epstein's infamous private island directly from the back patio. She described the island as recently renovated — the distinctive blue-and-white structure repainted beige, the gold pyramid removed — in what she framed as a 'maybe no one will know' makeover.
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Prompted by an extended Guy Fieri bottoming joke, Alaska delivers a brief but crystalline sociology lesson on the gay top shortage: in the community, everyone claims to be a bottom, tops are the Holy Grail, and when one is found it's treated as striking gold — until he, too, realizes he's a bottom. Henry asks whether it's simply more relaxing to be a bottom, which Alaska confirms enthusiastically. Ed pivots to the handlebar mustache debate — Alaska initially loves it, calling it '70s Pride-era fierce, but then realizes she was picturing a Fu Manchu. Once shown an actual handlebar, she revises: she doesn't care for the upswept variety. Henry closes by confessing he once grew the Imperial — mustache connected to sideburns — in an attempt to make himself unfuckable, which paradoxically led to a relationship.
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CIA operative Edwin Wilson armed Muammar Gaddafi with 10,000 machine guns and 20 tons of C4 hidden in barrels of mud and flew them to Libya himself. He was sentenced to 52 years and served 12 in solitary. He was also a founder of the same arms network Oliver North contracted for the Contras.
Kim Dotcom's legal nightmare had nothing to do with copyright infringement. He donated to WikiLeaks and Julian Assange — and the US government charged him under RICO statutes, seeking 186 years in prison as payback.
More than a decade after his indictment, the US is still trying to extradite Kim Dotcom from New Zealand — even after he suffered a stroke. He cannot be convinced the authorities are on his side; only the legal process, run by his lawyers, keeps him free.
The illegal wildlife trade and the drug trade aren't just parallel industries — they actively overlap. Smugglers force-fed cocaine to boa constrictors to evade customs, packed drugs beneath layers of live animals in crates with spitting cobras on top, and exploited the chronic under-resourcing of US Fish and Wildlife inspection teams.
Mario Tabraue was sentenced to over 100 years in prison for murder and drug trafficking. He served 12. Nobody — not even the DEA agent who put him there — knows why he got out. That agent, Larry Lovelace, now lives in rural West Virginia with a gun within reach every night, still expecting retaliation.
Anson Wong from Malaysia was the Pablo Escobar of the global reptile trade, supplying rare animals — including Komodo dragons — to buyers across the world. He was caught in a sting, extradited to the US, and served the longest wildlife crime sentence at the time. The animals seized from him went on to stock some of America's biggest zoos.
Zelig Williams landed a role in Hamilton at just 19 while still in college — a rare achievement in a world where most Broadway dreams die young. By 28 he was a veteran ready to mentor the next generation, until he disappeared without a trace on October 3, 2024.
Season 5 of Dateline: Missing in America brings six new unsolved mysteries. The show is explicitly asking listeners to engage — because a detail someone remembers might be the break investigators need.
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