Dating Asian Orange

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You have more like, I'm going to hold it down at my local hot dog stand fat. Your fat was like, it was the big sit different fat.

Tom Segura

Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Ca…

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Henry Rollins is like, oh, no, I don't drink. And David Lee Roth goes, what's the matter? You got school later?

Bert Kreischer

Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Ca…

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I think about that Boston Tea Party sometimes. That must have taken forever. For them to make all that tea to throw it overboard.

Bert Kreischer

Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Ca…

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He goes, can I get a belt? I give him a belt. He starts just like wailing, hitting everything. He goes, you're not hitting the notes, Mike.

Tom Segura

Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Ca…

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Once you're a part of the movement, you're always a member. You can never graduate.

Bobby Lee

Dating Asian Orange

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By every metric of handsome, I do not hit.

Bobby Lee

Dating Asian Orange

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But you may have sex appeal.

Jimmy Tatro

Dating Asian Orange

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I took the flyer, I made them into t-shirts, and I made money off of it. And they sold out.

Bobby Lee

Dating Asian Orange

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I'm not here to show any personal growth because I'm not sure there's a cure for my grievance.

Whalen Wong

Petty! Econ! Grievances!

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