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Poop in the Driveway
At 1:06:37 · chapter starts 1:05:00
Jimmy sets up the closer by describing his neighbor's dog depositing what sounds like a world-record bowel movement at the foot of his driveway while the owner scrolled her phone. Security cameras confirmed everything. Jimmy briefly considered a public flyer campaign before his fiancée talked him down. Bobby trumps the story: in his old apartment complex, a neighbor made a full flyer — complete with Bobby's photo, his podcast name, his ex-girlfriend's name, and his home address — accusing him of never cleaning up after his dogs and letting them defecate on common property [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby turned neighbor's shaming flyer into sold-out T-shirts: A neighbor made flyers calling out Bobby for not cleaning up after his dogs, …" 1:06:17 . Bobby's response was to turn the flyer into a T-shirt that sold out on TigerBelly. Bobby's broader position is that dog poop is just fertilizer and nature is natural. Andrew then reads actual scientific information: dog feces contain parasites and pathogens that pose health risks to humans and cannot be used as fertilizer without composting. Bobby takes a beat, thanks everyone, and admits nothing will change. Jimmy's parting observation that Bobby should have known better since the podcast's own Dave sketch covered dog-poop disposal ethics lands perfectly.
Andrew revealed his golf handicap index is 2.0, which translates to roughly a 4 or 5 on most courses, impressing both Bobby and Jimmy.
A neighbor made flyers calling out Bobby for not cleaning up after his dogs, and Bobby responded by turning the flyer into a T-shirt that sold out under his TigerBelly brand.
Andrew read that dog, cat, and pig feces carry parasites and pose serious health risks to humans if not properly composted, countering Bobby's belief that dog poop is garden fertilizer.
