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Dave Moran: Dressing for the Supreme Court

At 28:40 · chapter starts 23:44

Dave Moran is not a man who owns a dark conservative suit. But the US Supreme Court's written rules demand exactly that, so he heads to a department store in khakis and a polo — and the clerk asks if it's for a job interview. That small exchange perfectly captures the gap between who Moran is and who the court requires him to be. His preparation is rigorous: he reads every case, but he's never even witnessed an oral argument, so a month before his April 2004 debut he flies to Washington to observe. What he sees destroys his confidence: Chief Justice Rehnquist dressing down a lawyer for interrupting Justice Scalia mid-question. If cameras had been allowed, Moran says, they would have caught all the blood draining from his face. He goes anyway, fortified by enchiladas suizas and exactly two margaritas at a nearby Mexican restaurant. At the podium, with hands shaking, he says 'Mr. Chief Justice, may it please the court' — and the tension vanishes. Questions from the bench feel like conversation, and he counts silently to 1,003 before answering Scalia. The 30-minute argument goes well. He walks out down the marble steps thinking, 'Damn, that was fun,' and has been back five more times since.

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