Quote · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)
Where this was said
The Meth Lady Gas Station Chase (Midwest Safety Segment)
At 26:55 · chapter starts 21:35
Shane has been watching a YouTube channel called Midwest Safety with Charles, and they recount their favorite clip so far: a woman wanted on a warrant pulls into a gas station while on meth and gets immediately boxed in by three police vehicles. [1] — Shane Gillis "A woman on meth with a warrant gets boxed in by five cops at a gas station. They stab her tires, she escapes anyway, crashes later, hides u…" 25:03 Five cops converge on her car, demand she open the door, and within 20 seconds are punching the car and stabbing her tires. She somehow escapes, leads a chase, crashes the car, sprints through a neighborhood, and hides under a random person's porch — where she smokes crack before a police dog finds her. At the hospital, she trash-talks the arresting officer with lines like 'have fun working at Costco, you just lost your career, bitch,' and when told her bail is $500,000, she calmly replies, 'Yeah.' Shane is clearly a fan, and Lemaire points out she had swallowed 15 bags of fentanyl, meaning $500,000 in bail money is presumably inside her.
From ages 22 to 25, Lemaire Lee masturbated exclusively using his thighs — no hands required. The hosts are equally horrified and impressed, and Shane correctly notes this is a new all-time record for the podcast.
Lemaire Lee revealed he practiced 'thigh rubbing' — masturbating without hands by tucking and squeezing his thighs — from roughly ages 22 to 25.
A woman on meth with a warrant gets boxed in by five cops at a gas station. They stab her tires, she escapes anyway, crashes later, hides under a porch smoking crack, and then talks absolute trash to a cop at the hospital. Shane is a fan.
