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500 - Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny

Explore episode Jun 20, 2026

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JD Vance's God-Chose-Me Presidential Book Tour

At 4:42 · chapter starts 0:55

Tim Dillon opens his main commentary by mocking JD Vance's book tour — going on The View, Diary of a CEO, and Ross Douthat's New York Times podcast — as a transparent 2028 presidential campaign kickoff. He invents a satirical excerpt from Vance's faith memoir 'God Chose Me,' featuring Vance sacrificing Charlie Kirk to the entity Baal and seeking the deity's counsel on the Iran war. The bit captures Dillon's core argument: Vance is an unbounded striver who will say or do anything to get the job, including framing a geopolitical reversal as divine guidance.

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