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500 - Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny
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JD Vance's God-Chose-Me Presidential Book Tour
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Tim Dillon opens his main commentary by mocking JD Vance's book tour — going on The View, Diary of a CEO, and Ross Douthat's New York Times podcast — as a transparent 2028 presidential campaign kickoff. He invents a satirical excerpt from Vance's faith memoir 'God Chose Me,' featuring Vance sacrificing Charlie Kirk to the entity Baal and seeking the deity's counsel on the Iran war. The bit captures Dillon's core argument: Vance is an unbounded striver who will say or do anything to get the job, including framing a geopolitical reversal as divine guidance.
The UFC fight on the White House lawn was MAGA's series finale, the same way the Hollywood Imagine video was the end of celebrity culture. You can't top it, and the people who were there don't know it yet.