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Bari Weiss Runs CBS News from a Bunker — and Is Getting CNN Too

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Scott Pelley's departure from 60 Minutes launches Tim into the Bari Weiss segment. He reports that Weiss, as CBS News editor-in-chief, has sequestered herself in a locked, security-guarded suite on the 6th floor of the CBS Broadcast Center, refusing to interact with general newsroom staff. Tim draws the parallel to Dick Cheney operating from an undisclosed location after 9/11. The absurdity deepens: rather than this arrangement indicating failure, Weiss is reportedly being rewarded with CNN. Tim cites The Hill's reporting that she'll extend her editorial oversight to CNN once the Warner Bros.-Paramount deal finalises. His satirical breakdown — comparing her to a prison inmate in 'solitary confinement' for 'starting too many wars with the gangs on the yard' — lands as one of the episode's sharpest comedic runs. His underlying argument is serious: a figure who has proven unable to work alongside a newsroom staff is being handed increasing power over major journalistic institutions, and no one seems to think this is a problem.

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