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I Miss My Man: Tuesday, June 23rd, 2026

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Intro: Jackie Lost Her Voice and Claudia's Solo Episode Dreams Are Dashed

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The episode opens with an immediate curveball: Jackie Oshry texts Claudia at 7:45 AM to say she has no voice and cannot podcast, only for Claudia to discover this message after she's already fully dressed and heading out. Jackie shows up anyway — body present, voice intermittent — and the premise of a true solo episode collapses within minutes as Jackie begins talking freely. The pair riff on vocal rest as an accidental parenting superpower (kids listen more when you can barely speak), joke about Neuralink's inability to filter between public thoughts and private inner monologue, and Claudia casually floats a potential show rebrand to 'The Crack.' Jackie sings a raspy Amy Winehouse impression, burning what little voice she has left. It's a warm, chaotic cold open that sets the freewheeling tone for the rest of the episode.

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