Episode 669: Anton LaVey Part IV - Old Wizards Die Hard

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Piss Magic, Coffee & Cake: The Real Satanic Mass

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Henry drops a bombshell from Michael Aquino's Church of Satan history: the published Satanic Bible heavily sanitized the actual ritual, which included a female altar masturbating a consecrated host to completion inside her, the host then dissolved in urine and drunk communally, and LaVey concluding with a solo finish. The hosts riff on the absurdity before Marcus brings it back to the larger point — these rituals were controlled ceremonial theater, and after the mass everyone had coffee and cake. This context makes the Sammy Davis Jr. friendship funnier: Davis was a whiskey-and-cocaine man who had specifically invited two young witches to his first gathering with Anton and Diane, hoping for an orgy with the head freaks. Instead, he got sober intellectual conversation about Satanist theology and a German silent film. Davis's silver cocaine bowl got pushed behind the bar. His nights with the Satanists were, in the end, his most wholesome.