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Nazis Are No Match For Knobbly Knees | Monty vs Rommel (Part 1/4)
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Fin lays out the strategic map: Britain controls Egypt and the Suez Canal, France controls Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia, and Italy — having grabbed Libya — declares war on Britain and France on June 10, 1940, convinced the conflict is nearly over. Mussolini's grand strategy, Fin reveals, essentially consists of imagining himself riding bareback on a white horse into Cairo like Napoleon, and working backwards from there. The Italian military has no motorised units worth mentioning, no plan, and — Horatio adds — no interest in digging latrines, leading to epidemic dysentery. These are not Romans. The decline from Caesar to Mussolini over 2,000 years is, the hosts agree, staggering. On September 13, 1940, at the height of the London Blitz, Italy crosses the Libyan border into Egypt. The Desert War begins. Fin teases Part 2: Rommel's arrival in theatre, the First Battle of El Alamein, Blitzkrieg in the desert, and meth. The series Patreon has just hit 40,000 subscribers — a fact the hosts find almost embarrassingly successful.
Before any major engagement, Monty ran a 100,000-troop exercise called Exercise Tiger to rehearse his tactics. His entire philosophy was simple: only attack when you know you're going to win. That obsession with preparation came directly from his WWI experience of lying in a ditch wondering what could be done differently.
Monty led a 100,000-troop exercise called Exercise Tiger to rehearse the tactics he would later use in battle, emphasizing preparation and guaranteed victory.
The Panzers represented only about 10% of the overall force; the rest moved on horseback, meaning Rommel constantly outran his own supply lines.
Mussolini declared war on June 10, 1940, believing France had already fallen and Britain was next — he wanted a seat at the peace table. His grand strategy for North Africa: build a road, ride into Cairo bareback on a white horse like Napoleon. He genuinely didn't understand what a war was.
Mussolini declared war on France and Great Britain on June 10th, 1940, believing the war was effectively over and wanting a seat at the post-war table.
The Desert War officially began on September 13, 1940 when Italy crossed from Libya into Egypt.
The Fin vs History Patreon reached 40,000 subscribers, which the hosts found almost embarrassingly large.
