Quote · Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe
S12 EP46: Laura Smyth (The Return)
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Welcome, Fake Chanel, and Overpriced Water
At 19:17 · chapter starts 15:35
Laura Smyth joins the studio and Josh immediately clocks her Chanel necklace — which she confirms is fake, bought at a festival in Kilkenny. She also has fake Chanel from boot sales and a 'really good' fake handbag from Istanbul (real leather, unlike the plastic ones at the same price). Laura lays out her rule: you cannot justify an eight-thousand-pound Chanel bag or a couple-of-grand necklace until you own bricks and mortar. The conversation spirals into a shared rant about captive-market price inflation — minibars, airport water, service station petrol, cinema snacks — all things where you know you're being ripped off and buy anyway. Rob recounts arriving at Tenerife Airport needing water for a four-and-a-half-hour flight and paying €5 per bottle, €15 for three — 'an absolute liberty'. Laura's attempt to guess the price goes comically wrong. The segment is warm and fast, establishing Laura as a natural fit with the hosts before Rob asks for the formal 'family recap' — kids, husband, setup — like the opening of a drama.
Rob Beckett's elderly parents turned down a bank holiday barbecue with their famous son to instead go to a pub function room and watch their GP play drums in a band. Rob's conclusion: when your parents are over 80, the kids are the only reason they want to see you anyway.
Rob Beckett's elderly parents turned down plans to see him in favour of watching their local GP play drums in a pub function room.
Separate one child from the sibling group and a completely different personality emerges. Laura took her 23-year-old to Morocco for a spa break. With her younger kids, she and her husband 'divide and conquer'. The first time a kid is in the front seat without their sibling, you realise who they actually are.
