The Bill Simmons Podcast

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Spain Prevails, World Cup Winners and Losers, and Damon Vs. Leo With Chris Ryan and Anthony Dabbundo

Explore episode Jul 20, 2026

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World Cup Final reactions

At 5:49 · chapter starts 1:14

The trio opens with big-picture reactions to Spain's World Cup Final victory, with Chris Ryan immediately framing it as 'ethical football' — the best team won the game it deserved to win. Anthony Dabbundo lands the episode's most stunning statistic: Argentina had zero shots on goal for 117 minutes and only one touch inside Spain's 18-yard box for over an hour. Bill Simmons, watching with his son, notes the first half was a showcase for everything casual fans dislike about soccer, while the second half revealed Argentina's true 'rollerball' identity — cynical fouls, fake dives, and manufacturing calls. Chris Ryan compares Argentina's approach to the OKC Thunder, pushing referees to the absolute limit of what they'll tolerate. The panel also dwells on England's catastrophic semifinal loss and the torture of watching them turtle with a 1-0 lead, with Bill observing England 'evacuated the game like they evacuated America in the 1770s.' Anthony reveals Spain held a record 2.3 expected goals conceded across 8 games, demolishing Brazil's 1994 benchmark, while all three marvel at Messi still being the player every opponent has to build a game plan around at 39.

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