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Cotton Candy and Revolutionary Rides: The Moth Radio Hour

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Rally Day Disaster: Cotton Candy, 26 People, and a Prayer on Peeling Linoleum

At 13:40 · chapter starts 12:10

The Rally Day sequence is the comedic and spiritual heart of Nadia's story. She hauled a cotton candy machine, cases of soda, an industrial bag of Doritos, and enough burgers for 80 people — all to get her congregation back from a sleepy summer. Two minutes before the service, she walked upstairs into the sunlight streaming through stained glass, and counted 26 people. Twenty. Fucking. Six. She immediately reversed, descended to the women's room, and knelt on the peeling linoleum: 'Dear God, I hate all those people who didn't show up so much that I'm having a hard time appreciating the people who did.' With a service starting in two minutes, she asked God to 'rip out my stony little heart and replace it with a human fleshy beating one again.' What saved her wasn't perfection — it was the raw, real prayers of her congregation: JP thanked God for a job after six months of unemployment; Clarice celebrated a year off heroin. The realness helped.

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The Grace She Almost Missed

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While Nadia Bolz-Weber fumed over empty seats, her congregation was feeding hungry strangers at a park and handing cotton candy to every car at the stop sign. A 2 AM wake-up — what she calls a 'bitch slap from the Holy Spirit' — finally made her see all the grace she had been too resentful to notice.

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