Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Snapshot · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)

Explore episode Jun 8, 2026

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Trump Is Farting and Everyone's Pretending He's Not

At 1:02:21 · chapter starts 58:40

Lemaire starts quietly watching the news again and gets drawn into a discussion about the White House UFC event — Shane is tempted to attend but worries about getting hit by a stray missile. This somehow pivots into Lemaire's firm conviction that Donald Trump is publicly farting on camera and everyone around him is in denial. He coins the nickname 'Sleepy Dommy' and riffs that Trump sits away from his team on a throne-like chair so he can fart freely. Shane suggests the outdoor setting of the White House UFC event is specifically to ventilate Trump's McDonald's-fueled flatulence. The crew then builds out a hypothetical debate strategy: mid-speech, accuse your opponent of farting, watch them melt. Shane tells Lemaire he should run for office as the only non-farting candidate. Lemaire is in. The segment collapses into a long fart-accusation riff before Shane wraps it up.

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