The Tim Dillon Show

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502 - Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode

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Making Your Children Stars: The American Parenting Tradition

At 32:48 · chapter starts 29:30

Tim argues that separating children from their 'childlike wonder' to force them into the capitalist machinery of entertainment or athletics is not child abuse — it's American heritage. He riffs on parents in bleachers who look at their child's school play and see a wasted commodity. He then performs an extended mock scene in a Denny's: a parent tells their young daughter she has to give up pancakes, her friends, and a normal childhood to become a star. The child resists; the parent doubles down ('that's weakness'). Seventy-five dance classes a week, stunted growth, feet that bleed. It's delivered with the cadence of a motivational speech. Tim closes: 'You're gonna be a goddamn star. I don't want to. You don't have a choice.'

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