The Toast

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Bloodlines: Wednesday, June 24th, 2026

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Story 4: Lizzo's Album Sells 2,649 Copies — The Full Post-Mortem

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Jackie drops the numbers: 2,649 first-week copies, 2.7 million on-demand streams, 650 units in week two, and zero charted singles — all reported by Rolling Stone using Luminate data. Claudia immediately names the elephant in the room: the music itself isn't good. She argues that artists with far worse scandals — Morgan Wallen, Chris Brown, Michael Jackson — survived commercially because their songs were simply too good to quit. Lizzo's weren't. Jackie adds a cultural layer: Lizzo's 2019 moment was a perfect alignment of messaging, sound, and zeitgeist that has since passed. Then Claudia delivers her most provocative thesis: Ozempic effectively ended the body-positivity movement by giving its followers an actual choice — and most took the drug. Trisha Paytas's recent GLP-1 journey is cited as a parallel case. The segment closes with a brief structural point about album economics (a successful release today is ~50,000 copies, not the millions of the CD era) and a lingering question about why Rolling Stone chose to publicize these particular numbers.

Music
Lizzo Sold 2,649 Copies — And the Real Reason Is the Music

Bloodlines: Wednesday, June 24th, 2026 · Jun 24, 2026 Music

Lizzo's new album 'Bitch' sold just 2,649 copies in its first week and failed to land a single song on the Billboard 200. Jackie and Claudia argue the real culprit isn't the lawsuit from her backup dancers, the label abandoning her, or even the streaming shift — it's simply that the music isn't good enough to overcome any of those headwinds.

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Ozempic Killed Lizzo's Brand

Bloodlines: Wednesday, June 24th, 2026 · Jun 24, 2026 Health & Fitness

Claudia argues that GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic quietly made Lizzo's body-positivity message irrelevant — not because people stopped believing in it, but because when given an actual choice, most people who wanted to lose weight took it. The movement's most loyal followers opted out.

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