- Bronsexual
- Slang for an extremely devoted LeBron James fan who defends him unconditionally; used humorously by the hosts to describe people who would struggle to follow LeBron to Golden State.
- Opener
- A baseball strategy where a relief pitcher starts the game and faces the lineup for just one inning before handing off to a longer reliever, designed to exploit platoon advantages; Smoltz called it 'the stupidest idea in the history of the game.'
- Tommy John surgery
- Ulnar collateral ligament (UCL) reconstruction surgery in the elbow, named after the first MLB pitcher to undergo it; commonly requires 12-18 months of recovery and is increasingly performed on young pitchers.
- Dingers Only
- The PMT crew's annual fantasy baseball league started mid-season in which the only scoring category is home runs (dingers).
- Strat-O-Matic
- A classic tabletop baseball simulation game based on statistical cards; Smoltz used it to describe how modern managers make decisions purely on paper rather than reading the game in real time.
- Max effort
- In baseball pitching, throwing every pitch at the absolute maximum velocity possible rather than varying speeds and saving energy for deeper into a game.
- Exit velocity
- The speed at which a batted ball leaves the bat, measured in miles per hour; Smoltz argued this stat is often cherry-picked and becomes meaningless when strikeouts (zero exit velocity) are not factored in.
- Expected X (xERA, xFIP, etc.)
- A family of baseball analytics metrics that project what a player's statistics 'should' be based on underlying data, independent of outcomes; Smoltz called these the one analytic he refuses to accept.
- American Century Championship
- An annual celebrity golf tournament held at Lake Tahoe each July during MLB's All-Star break, featuring athletes, entertainers, and media personalities competing in a modified Stableford scoring format.
- Stableford scoring
- A golf scoring format that awards points rather than tracking strokes: in the American Century Championship format, birdie = 3 points, par = 1 point, bogey = 0, double bogey = -2 points.
- Poa Annua
- A fine-bladed, cool-season grass type used on many golf greens, known for its bumpy and unpredictable putting surface; Smoltz mentioned it as a challenge to his putting at Tahoe.
- Rich Paul
- LeBron James's long-time agent and founder of Klutch Sports Group, responsible for fielding and presenting NBA contract offers to his client during free agency.
- Barrel rate
- A baseball statistic measuring the percentage of batted balls that fall within a specific combination of exit velocity and launch angle associated with high run values; mentioned by PFT Commenter while evaluating draft picks.
- Snake draft
- A fantasy sports draft format where the order reverses each round (e.g., the last team to pick in round 1 picks first in round 2), giving each team roughly equal access to talent.
- DH (Designated Hitter)
- A player in the batting lineup who does not play a defensive field position; used in Dingers Only as the universal roster slot for players with no other positional eligibility.
- Hush-hush
- Informal phrase meaning intentionally suppressed or kept secret; used to describe how a team's front office allegedly handled the Josh Naylor knife incident in the minor leagues.
- Meme
- Used here as a nickname for co-host Memes (likely Jake), not the internet cultural artifact; included for clarity as the show uses it as a first name throughout.
- ALS
- Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, a progressive and fatal neurological disease that attacks nerve cells controlling voluntary muscles; the subject of the Ice Bucket Challenge; Chris Johnson and Tim Shaw, both former Titans players, are battling it.