- Second apron
- A luxury tax threshold in the NBA's collective bargaining agreement above which teams face severe restrictions on trades and roster moves.
- Trade exception
- A bookkeeping tool in the NBA allowing a team to absorb a player's salary in a future trade without sending matching salary back; created when a player leaves via trade without a direct match.
- Hail Mary
- A desperate, low-probability move made out of necessity — here used to describe Miami trading most of their roster for a shot at relevance with Giannis.
- Poo-poo platter
- Bill Simmons's term for a trade package assembled from miscellaneous, low-value assets rather than a single star player or high draft pick.
- Disease of more
- A phrase coined by Pat Riley describing how championship teams fracture when players start prioritizing individual glory over team success after winning a title.
- Lottery balls
- NBA parlance for draft lottery odds; a team with more losses accumulates more 'balls' in the weighted lottery for top picks.
- Untouchable
- An NBA trade negotiation term for a player a team refuses to include in any deal, often a prized young prospect.
- PCR
- Used loosely by Bill Simmons to describe a vague, unresolved situation — borrowed from the medical term for a diagnostic test, implying something is being 'tested' without a clear result.
- Flattened lottery odds
- Refers to the NBA's current lottery system that equalizes odds among the bottom teams, reducing the advantage of being the worst team.
- Second team All-NBA
- One of two annual All-NBA team designations (alongside First and Third teams) recognizing the best players at each position in the league each season.
- Soft tissue injury
- An injury to muscles, ligaments, or tendons — as opposed to bone fractures — often linked to overuse and high athletic load; discussed in the context of Giannis's injury history.
- Amputate
- Used metaphorically by Chris Ryan to describe a decisive, painful roster move — cutting a franchise cornerstone — rather than making incremental, ineffective changes.
- Zombie Heat
- Bill Simmons's nickname for the Miami Heat's tendency to rise from irrelevance and acquire marquee stars when conventional wisdom says they can't.
- Hegemonic
- Describing dominant, ruling influence — implicitly referenced when discussing the Knicks and Celtics as the presumptive powers in the Eastern Conference.