The Bill Simmons Podcast

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Steph in Purgatory, a LeBron Mini-Mailbag, Jaylen Trade What-Ifs, and the Revived Red Sox With Joe House and Bill’s Dad

Explore episode Jul 27, 2026

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Losers of the LeBron signing

At 21:20 · chapter starts 3:02

Bill and House open with their unanimous pick: Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors are the biggest losers of LeBron's decision. Bill calls it the saddest older-superstar situation since Nash on the 2011 Suns or Garnett before his Boston trade — pure purgatory for a player who still clearly has basketball left to give. The Warriors passed on trading for Jaylen Brown (which Bill believes would have sealed LeBron's destination) and Anthony Davis, and now sit at 27-to-1 to win the West. House calls the rational franchise move an obvious one: trade Steph Curry. Bill floats a San Antonio scenario with De'Aaron Fox and a mountain of picks that would pair Steph with Wemby. Miami comes next — publicly teased by LeBron's camp before being stood up, left with Bradley Beal and DeMar DeRozan and nothing left to move. Cleveland is named as the team left at the altar for a third time, hamstrung by the inability to trade James Harden. And Brad Stevens and the Celtics close the list: by trading Jaylen Brown to Philadelphia, Boston essentially handed the Sixers both Brown and LeBron. House wins his dinner bet — he'd predicted Philly weeks earlier and they're headed to Capo.

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