Stoicism was born from disaster. Zeno, a Phoenician merchant, shipwrecked penniless in Athens, wandered into the agora, heard someone reading about Socrates, and followed a philosopher named Crates who became his teacher. He later joked that he made his greatest fortune by suffering a shipwreck. The school he founded on the Stoa Poikile — a public porch, not a lecture hall — was named after the place, not the man.