Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

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Armchair Anonymous: Family Secret

Explore episode Jul 3, 2026
Society & Culture
Dax Tried to Donate Sperm — And Lied on the Form

Armchair Anonymous: Family Secret · Jul 3, 2026 Society & Culture

Dax admitted he responded to a sperm bank ad in the UCLA college newspaper around 1999–2000, wanting the money. He also admitted he may have omitted family cancer history from the health questionnaire. Fortunately, he was rejected for low sperm count — saving him from a very complicated future.

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Dax and Monica React: DNA Tests, Sperm Donation, and Closing Thoughts on Ashley

At 14:14 · chapter starts 13:20

After Ashley hangs up, Dax and Monica take a moment to marvel at what DNA testing has done to the concept of sperm-donor anonymity. Dax offers a surprisingly personal disclosure: he answered a sperm bank ad in the UCLA Daily Bruin around 1999 or 2000, filling out a health questionnaire while motivated primarily by the $100 fee. He admits he may have omitted a family cancer history to qualify. His parting observation is darkly comic: he would have felt compelled to get involved with any resulting children — especially if they struggled with addiction — because he would have felt he 'gave them those genetics.' He was spared, he notes with clear relief, by an insufficiently high sperm count.

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