Podbit · Morbid

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales

Explore episode Jun 25, 2026

Society & Culture

Man or Bear? A Real-Life Answer at McLeod Falls

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales · Jun 25, 2026 Society & Culture

The viral 'would you rather meet a man or a bear in the woods' question got a real-life answer for one anonymous listener at McLeod Falls, California. A man with a fedora asked her to photograph him nude twice across separate years. Later that same night, a black bear walked past within 20 feet and moved on without incident. The bear was naked the whole time and still wasn't creepy about it.

Where this was said

Tale 1 — Don't Drink Those Murder Beers: Oregon Camping Terror

At 28:15 · chapter starts 7:52

Sarah and her partner Chago, both tattoo artists who travel frequently, set up at a primitive BLM campsite near Phil's Trailhead in Bend, Oregon. After a tense first night with an eerie forest silence and Sarah's irrational Bigfoot fears, a white Ford cargo van begins circling their isolated site. The driver — described as having a greasy long black beard, a straw sun hat, and truck-stop sunglasses, singing erratically to AC/DC — rolls to a stop at their campsite and hands Chago two beers after their French bulldog charges at him and then projectile vomits in distraction.^{[1]

— Alaina Urquhart

"A greasy man in a white Ford cargo van approached Sarah and her partner Chago at their isolated Oregon campsite and handed them beers. What…"

07:52} The man's bizarre comment that Sarah looks like his sister and Chago's flat 'thanks, have a nice day' send him on his way. Later that day they discover via news reports that police had evacuated the entire campground because the same man — apprehended in his white van — had called in threats to kill everyone and had two loaded guns. The beers, the reaching into the back of the van, the weird eye contact: all of it recontextualizes into a near-massacre. Chago drinks the murder beers anyway, gets violently ill, and ultimately quits drinking entirely.

True Crime

The Murder Beer Guy: How a Vomiting French Bulldog Saved Two Campers

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales · Jun 25, 2026 True Crime

A greasy man in a white Ford cargo van approached Sarah and her partner Chago at their isolated Oregon campsite and handed them beers. What looked like a weird but harmless encounter was revealed when police later arrested the same man — who had two firearms in his van and had threatened to kill everyone in the area. The French bulldog's perfectly-timed projectile vomit may have been the only thing that kept the guns in the bag.

I have a completely irrational fear of Bigfoot murdering me in my sleep while camping, and this forest was very squatchy.

Alaina Urquhart

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales

I specifically remember thinking as he passed, 'Thank fuck he didn't see us down here alone in the woods.'

Alaina Urquhart

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales

True Crime

Armed suspect had 2 guns in white van

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales · Jun 25, 2026

The man who handed beers to Chago was later apprehended by police; he had two loaded guns in his van and had threatened to kill everyone in the area.

True Crime

The Most Important Camping Lessons from Sarah's Oregon Trip

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales · Jun 25, 2026 True Crime

Sarah's camping tale near Bend, Oregon delivers three unforgettable lessons: the woods can conceal armed and dangerous people, a gut feeling at the wrong moment is worth listening to, and sometimes a projectile-vomiting French bulldog is the most valuable safety device you own. The armed man's decision to spare them — possibly because Sarah looked like his sister — is something Sarah and Chago will never fully understand.

Don't drink those fucking murder beers.

Alaina Urquhart

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales

Health & Fitness

Chago quit drinking after the murder beer incident

Listener Tales 111: Camping Tales · Jun 25, 2026

After drinking the beers handed to them by the armed Oregon man (the 'murder beers'), Chago projectile vomited and subsequently quit drinking entirely, achieving sobriety.

Similar podbits

Society & Culture

Erin Brockovich on the Data Center 'Full-On Assault'

Zuck's Meta Manifesto, Data Center Wars, and AI Slop Pushba… · Aug 11, 2026 Society & Culture

Erin Brockovich describes data center expansion as 'a full-on assault' hitting communities across water, electricity, noise, air pollution, and land loss. She calls it the biggest bipartisan conversation she's seen in her 30-year career — and warns that tech companies didn't see the coming backlash.

Society & Culture

The Financial Vetting Question: What Should You Actually Look For in a Partner?

Facts Are Your Friends...Not Feelings · Aug 11, 2026 Society & Culture

Demanding an emergency fund balance on a first date is the wrong approach. What you're really looking for is someone with character, maturity, and a direction — not a perfect financial snapshot. You can build a budget in 20 minutes; you can't build character that fast.

Society & Culture

Fear vs. Facts: Running the Real Numbers Before Having Kids

Facts Are Your Friends...Not Feelings · Aug 11, 2026 Society & Culture

The fear of not being financially ready to have children is almost always a failure to run the real budget. On $110K a year, you can afford a child. What you can't afford is the fantasy nursery, the bigger car, and staying home on one income without a plan.

Society & Culture

Don't Let Mom Move In — You Already Know How It Ends

Facts Are Your Friends...Not Feelings · Aug 11, 2026 Society & Culture

You've already said enough. The enabling, the financial dysfunction, the fear it'll land in your lap — if you can't say yes with full confidence, the answer is no. Tell Mom to rent a cheap one-bedroom, sell her house, and buy a condo near the grandkids instead.

Society & Culture

Could Bobby and Andrew Adopt a Kid on a Timeshare Basis?

Tortilla Face · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

Bobby watching a father hold his baby triggered an existential moment: he and Andrew might be missing fatherhood. They priced out adoption ($40K–$70K private, $0–$2K foster care) and briefly considered adopting a child to timeshare like a condo.

Society & Culture

From 60% to 10%: Capitalism's Greatest Achievement

The Surveillance Economy, and How Capitalism Can Fix Poverty · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

In 1950, 60% of the world lived in extreme poverty. Today it's roughly 1 in 10. Capitalism and economic growth did that — nothing else has ever worked at scale. The challenge now isn't generating enough wealth; it's building the political will to distribute it.

Society & Culture

The Manosphere: Starts With Fitness, Ends With Fraud

The Surveillance Economy, and How Capitalism Can Fix Poverty · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

The manosphere begins with genuinely useful advice — get fit, be ambitious, find a partner. But it rapidly devolves into dominance, misogyny, and crypto university grifts. The most famous manosphere figures are running $50-a-month Ponzi schemes, exploiting the very loneliness they pretend to cure.

Society & Culture

Only 40% of Men Have Ever Reproduced — You Don't Have a Right to a Partner

The Surveillance Economy, and How Capitalism Can Fix Poverty · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

Throughout human history, only 40% of men have ever reproduced. Romantic success has never been guaranteed — it has always required effort, self-development, and resilience. The incel movement's core lie is telling men they're owed something that no man has ever been owed.

Society & Culture

The Key to Success Is Collecting Nos

The Surveillance Economy, and How Capitalism Can Fix Poverty · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

The most common word Scott Galloway has heard in his life is no. That's not a failure — it's the mechanism through which great yeses are earned. For shy young men, the path forward is simple: approach people, accept rejection, repeat. Resilience to discomfort is the only real competitive advantage.