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Four days after the Jaylen Brown trade, the consensus across the NBA is unanimous: nobody thinks it was good for Boston. The return was surprisingly low even accounting for known skepticism about Brown's value, and the only explanation that makes sense is the bridge was burned past the point of no return.
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Bill Simmons opens the basketball segment noting he's been getting texts, calls, and emails from people across the league since the trade. Zach Lowe delivers the verdict: no one can be found who thinks it was good for Boston, and the working consensus is that the bridge burned between Jaylen Brown and the organization beyond recovery — perhaps for reasons 'we may not fully understand but may one day fully understand.' Bill Simmons, fresh from a shower in which he genuinely tried to argue Paul George was undervalued, reads five Clipper-era stats in succession — 23-6-5, 39% from three, 8 All-Stars, 3.43 threes per game. Lowe's response is devastating: 'That was one of the sadder one-minute segments in the history of the Bill Simmons Podcast.' He clarifies that the Celtics are not secretly coveting Paul George — they know exactly who he is, a third/fourth option who fits Mazzulla's system. Lowe adds that a high-level rival front office executive told him that only 3-4 organizations in the league could execute this trade without 'immediate cataclysmic blowback' — and Boston barely qualifies. Both hosts also note the unusual dynamic of a new ownership group (Bill Chisholm's consortium) making a cost-cutting trade rather than the typical splashy new-owner buy-in.
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