Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Ep 621 - Landlubbers

Explore episode Jun 26, 2026
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Shane Got Pulled Over Sober With a Hidden Joint

Ep 621 - Landlubbers · Jun 26, 2026 Society & Culture

Shane was pulled over with his headlights off — classic DUI stop. Completely sober, but there was a joint in the armrest. He dropped it to the floor without moving his shoulder as the cop walked up, and credits his calmness (and a clean breath test) for walking away free.

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Shane Gets Pulled Over Sober, Hides a Joint

At 59:07 · chapter starts 58:00

Shane was stopped late at night for driving with his headlights off — the officer apparently already smelling a DUI. Shane was completely sober, but there was a joint sitting in the center console armrest. In what he describes as his proudest moment under pressure, he scooped it out and dropped it to the floor without perceptibly moving his shoulder just as the officer was walking up to the window. He then deployed every calm-cop protocol he knows: lights on inside, window all the way down, both hands visible on the wheel. Clean breath, no problem. He contrasts his coolness with what Matt would have done — which would have involved leaping into the passenger seat or announcing sovereign citizenship. A tangent follows about Dustin Poirier's DUI video, where the UFC fighter apparently squared up on the cop, and Justin Timberlake's DUI, where he lamented that the arrest might affect his world tour.

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