The Toast

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JUST&T Married: Monday, July 6th, 2026

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TNT Wedding: The Full Rundown — MSG, Vows, Performances, and Donations

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The hosts confirm the wedding took place at Madison Square Garden, praising it as a brilliant logistical choice given how little leaked. Reports describe a secret-garden aesthetic inside the arena, staggered celebrity arrivals reminiscent of the Met Gala due to the sheer 1,000-person scale, and the couple hosting their rehearsal dinner at MSG the night before. At the rehearsal, guests received custom handkerchiefs bearing the lyric 'So it's going to be forever' — one of which quickly appeared on eBay. Lena Dunham made a speech comparing football to 'reenacting gay porn,' and Taylor and Travis reportedly sang a rock song together. The ceremony itself featured Taylor walking down the aisle to an instrumental 'Love Story,' with Paul McCartney and Stevie Nicks as the reported performers. Adam Sandler officiated — a choice that surprised everyone but that Jackie defends as both safe and genuinely fitting given his individual friendships with both bride and groom. The hosts praise Taylor's $26 million in charitable donations to NYC and Cleveland as savvy image management during a heatwave when the mayor was asking residents to set thermostats to 78°F.

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