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Cuckolded by Mr Tumble | Claudius (Part 2)

Explore episode Jun 25, 2026
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Messalina: The Original Bonnie Blue

Cuckolded by Mr Tumble | Claudius (Part 2) · Jun 25, 2026 History

Empress Messalina was reportedly so sexually prolific that she competed with Rome's most famous prostitutes to see how many men she could sleep with in one night. She was also the real power behind Claudius's throne, orchestrating political assassinations to consolidate control.

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Mr Tumble

At 29:30 · chapter starts 27:16

Messalina crosses the final line: not content with adultery, she attempts to publicly marry her lover Senator Gaius Silius — a man whose very name, the hosts note, is an insult to injury for Claudius. Fin finds the perfect modern analogy: being cuckolded by Mr Tumble, the beloved British children's TV character. If your wife leaves you for Mr Tumble, Fin argues, you cannot compete — he is God to small children, an untouchable cultural institution. This sparks a genuine news update: researcher Charlie reveals that Mr Tumble (Justin Fletcher, 55) has recently begun a relationship with a 34-year-old woman, having been famously asexual for years. The hosts respond with admiration, calling him 'the Messi of children's television' and drawing a John and Yoko comparison.

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