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The Julio-Claudian dynasty runs Julius Caesar to Augustus to Tiberius to Caligula to Claudius — all scrambling to prove their bloodline goes back to Augustus. Claudius's family tree reads like a Brazilian football squad roster where everyone is called Ronaldo.
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With the scene set, Fin Taylor leads a rapid-fire recap of Roman imperial history for newer listeners: Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, Augustus becomes a god, Tiberius becomes a paedophile on Capri, and Caligula — raised in that poisoned environment — has a stroke that activates the worst parts of his brain. The murder of Caligula's wife and infant son is recounted in vivid, profane detail, and then the hosts arrive at the curtain: hiding behind it is a disabled, drooling man named Claudius, shaking with fear, who will go on to rule Rome. Fin then expands the Julio-Claudian family tree, explaining how every emperor in the line was racing to prove their bloodline descended from Augustus — comparing the competition to Tony Blair's Labour Party legacy, where proximity to the great man either defines or damns you depending on the era.
In the city of Rome, only the Praetorian Guard was legally permitted to carry swords — giving them unique power over imperial succession.
Claudius was born on August 1st, 10 BC in what is now Lyon, France — making him the first Roman Emperor born outside Italy.
Claudius was the first Roman Emperor to be born outside of Italy, having been born in Lugdunum (modern Lyon, France).
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