Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe

Podbit · Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe

S12 EP49: I love the buffet

Explore episode Jun 23, 2026
Kids & Family
iPads at a Party = Drugs on a Stag Do

S12 EP49: I love the buffet · Jun 23, 2026 Kids & Family

When Rob Beckett arrived at Tom Allen's book party with iPads for his kids — only to be met with the judging eyes of other parents who hadn't brought theirs — he nailed the problem perfectly: bringing iPads to a party uninvited is exactly like someone bringing drugs on a stag do. It changes the whole energy for everyone else.

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Strictly Recognition, Rob's Solo Parenting & Tom Allen's Book Party

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Back from the ad break, the holiday aftermath continues. Josh notes — with genuine surprise — that people have started congratulating him in Waitrose following his Strictly involvement; the show is enormous in Britain, just not in Greece. Rob's bank holiday was spent solo parenting while his wife Lou was at a friend's 40th in the South of France. His plan was to attend comedian Tom Allen's book launch party for 'Common Decency,' tidy the house competitively to impress Lou on her return, and generally parent with quiet distinction. What actually happened: he arrived at the party with iPads, found no other kids had them, and realised bringing tablets to a children's party without warning the other parents is exactly like someone bringing drugs to a stag do. His 10-year-old daughter eventually put the iPad down and confidently socialised with Alan Carr and the other adult guests, but was entirely unmoved when told she'd be going to watch Josh on Strictly. The evening ran until midnight. Rob arrived home very drunk with two overtired, iPad-glazed children and faced a Monday morning he describes as a complete write-off — the competitive house-cleaning plan in ruins.

Society & Culture
Solo Parenting, Strictly Congrats, and a Drunken Exit at Midnight

S12 EP49: I love the buffet · Jun 23, 2026 Society & Culture

Rob Beckett solo-parented over the bank holiday while his wife Lou was in France. His plan to clean the house competitively fell apart when Tom Allen's book party ran until midnight, leaving him very drunk, children wide-eyed on iPads, and facing a Monday morning he described as an absolute write-off.

Society & Culture
Rob's 10-Year-Old Works Tom Allen's Book Party

S12 EP49: I love the buffet · Jun 23, 2026 Society & Culture

Rob Beckett's 10-year-old daughter arrived at Tom Allen's bank holiday book party armed with an iPad, but ended up putting it down and socialising independently — chatting with comedian Alan Carr and working the garden like a guest. She was entirely nonplussed when told she'd be watching Josh do Strictly.

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