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Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt III

Explore episode Jun 26, 2026

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Dax, Monica & Lucy: Demographics, Age, and Why Older Men Use Wood

At 49:02 · chapter starts 46:40

With the extraction story complete, the trio reflect on the unmistakable pattern: every improvised-material foreign body case — wood, glass, non-commercial objects — has involved a patient over 65. Lucy attributes it partly to a lack of sex-positive education and embarrassment about visiting an adult store, and partly to the psychology of suppressed curiosity finally boiling over. Dax speculates many of these men have been ruminating on the idea for years and simply reach a tipping point. Monica floats the darker possibility: maybe their wives were partners in this for years and now they're alone. The conversation is equal parts analytical and darkly comedic, with Dax wondering aloud whether George personally turned a banister piece on a lathe as a gift for himself.

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