Eric Andre Goes Full Korean

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My whole life has been clinging onto somebody else's shirt and just going, keep going.

Bobby Lee

Bobby Is Distressed

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Jason goes, 'Have they filed a lawsuit yet?' And I go, you know what? I don't know. He goes, 'Well, you really have your talking points in order and they're lucky to have you as an ambassador.'

Ike Barinholtz

"Ike Barinholtz"

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This is a bucket list thing for me, guys. I'm dying.

Ike Barinholtz

"Ike Barinholtz"

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I spent too much time practicing pool. I've been cursed with my ability to beat a redneck. I'm Icarus of the pool world. You flew too close to the black.

Vittorio Angelone

“My Autism Keeps Upsetting People” - Vi…

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What's that called? Uh, the roof of a marquee but with legs.

Josh Widdicombe

S12 EP52: I am spent

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He absolutely spanked me in a pair of shoes that looked like they were found on the Titanic. Walked back to the bar at Center Parcs and had a half a pint of moray, and he said, he's not good enough for you.

Rob Beckett

S12 EP52: I am spent

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I face the cistern, pop the penis under the rim of the seat.

Rob Beckett

S12 EP52: I am spent

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She must have— something had happened. I think she probably had a fight with another cat or something, and she just had a day pulling herself together in a bush.

Josh Widdicombe

S12 EP52: I am spent

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There's two tables. I was a bit disappointed by that.

Josh Widdicombe

S12 EP52: I am spent

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