Bobby Lee describes three incidents — running into the same couple in Toronto AND Chicago, watching people dance in perfect silence with no music, and visiting a restaurant where no one seemed to know what was happening — as proof the simulation is glitching. Andrew tries to logic his way out of it, only to admit he had one of his own.
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Bobby Lee launches into a philosophical tangent that he's clearly been sitting on: he believes we are living in a simulation. His evidence is three unsettling coincidences. First, he met a hip older man in a Toronto elevator, complimented his style, and then ran into the exact same couple days later in a Chicago hotel — with no explanation. Second, he and his girlfriend walked past a parked Lincoln Continental where four people were dancing in perfect synchrony with zero music and no headphones. Third, he walked into a restaurant and the host seemed utterly baffled that he was there, as if Bobby had stumbled onto a set that hadn't been made ready. Andrew plays rational explainer for each one — the couple followed him to Chicago, the dancers were filming a commercial, the restaurant was transitioning between services — but then admits he had his own simulation moment: his garbage can was collected by the truck, yet when he went outside later it was still full and closed, with his address on it. The exchange is both funny and strangely philosophical. [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby Lee describes three incidents — running into the same couple in Toronto AND Chicago, watching people dance in perfect silence with no…" 08:25
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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