Bad Friends

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Tortilla Face

Explore episode Aug 10, 2026

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Amber Alert, Ebony Alert, and the Speed Movie Pitch

At 24:50 · chapter starts 24:00

A simple joke about getting an Amber Alert while driving quickly expands into a full geopolitical comedy sketch. Fancy drops the Ebony Alert fact — California's Black-youth missing persons system, active since January 2024, which neither host knew about — and the racial humor that follows walks a tightrope the show navigates with practiced ease. Then Andrew and Bobby co-write a Speed parody in real time: Bobby's Chinese Hollywood tour bus gets confused with a kidnapper's identical vehicle, there's a bomb, he calls Keanu Reeves, and two different missing-person alerts are somehow on board. It's chaotic, funny, and somehow lands.

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