Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
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Andrew and Bobby take the fatherhood conversation to its logical conclusion: could they adopt together and timeshare the child? Fancy looks it up — private adoption runs $40,000–$70,000, foster care just $0–$2,000. Bobby is interested in the foster route. The conversation pivots to Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman arrested for repeatedly enrolling in Bronx high schools as a 16-year-old across multiple districts. The detail that makes it dark: she wasn't a predator. She was just lonely and trying to reclaim a childhood that didn't go well. Andrew sees a movie in it. Bobby pitches himself going back to high school as the now-famous comedian reclaiming his reputation — basically 22 and a Half Jump Street. [1] — Andrew Santino "Private adoption costs $40,000–$70,000: Private domestic infant and international adoptions typically cost $40,000 to $70,000, while foster…" 1:01:45 [2] — Andrew Santino "Kay Classman, 28, posed as a 16-year-old student: Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman, was arrested for repeatedly enrolling in a Bronx high …" 1:02:20
Private domestic infant and international adoptions typically cost $40,000 to $70,000, while foster care adoption is the most affordable route at $0 to $2,000.
Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman, was arrested for repeatedly enrolling in a Bronx high school posing as a 16-year-old student across multiple school districts.
Kay Classman, 28, was arrested for repeatedly posing as a 16-year-old and enrolling in Bronx high schools across multiple districts. She wasn't a predator — just someone so sad and lonely she wanted her lost childhood back. That's somehow sadder.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
A previous SmartLess episode where Will Arnett asked Jason Bateman if he'd ever pooped in front of his wife got picked up by Page Six. Then the National Enquirer reached out claiming there was a longstanding rift between Will and Jason. Nobody was rifting.
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