Bad Friends

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Tortilla Face

Explore episode Aug 10, 2026

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Adoption Pricing, Kay Classman's High School Con, and Back to School Pitches

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Andrew and Bobby take the fatherhood conversation to its logical conclusion: could they adopt together and timeshare the child? Fancy looks it up — private adoption runs $40,000–$70,000, foster care just $0–$2,000. Bobby is interested in the foster route. The conversation pivots to Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman arrested for repeatedly enrolling in Bronx high schools as a 16-year-old across multiple districts. The detail that makes it dark: she wasn't a predator. She was just lonely and trying to reclaim a childhood that didn't go well. Andrew sees a movie in it. Bobby pitches himself going back to high school as the now-famous comedian reclaiming his reputation — basically 22 and a Half Jump Street.

Society & Culture
Private adoption costs $40,000–$70,000

Tortilla Face · Aug 10, 2026

Private domestic infant and international adoptions typically cost $40,000 to $70,000, while foster care adoption is the most affordable route at $0 to $2,000.

Comedy
The Caddyshack Drug Revelation and Their Dream Movie

Tortilla Face · Aug 10, 2026 Comedy

Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.

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