Private domestic infant and international adoptions typically cost $40,000 to $70,000, while foster care adoption is the most affordable route at $0 to $2,000.
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Andrew and Bobby take the fatherhood conversation to its logical conclusion: could they adopt together and timeshare the child? Fancy looks it up — private adoption runs $40,000–$70,000, foster care just $0–$2,000. Bobby is interested in the foster route. The conversation pivots to Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman arrested for repeatedly enrolling in Bronx high schools as a 16-year-old across multiple districts. The detail that makes it dark: she wasn't a predator. She was just lonely and trying to reclaim a childhood that didn't go well. Andrew sees a movie in it. Bobby pitches himself going back to high school as the now-famous comedian reclaiming his reputation — basically 22 and a Half Jump Street. [1] — Andrew Santino "Private adoption costs $40,000–$70,000: Private domestic infant and international adoptions typically cost $40,000 to $70,000, while foster…" 1:01:45 [2] — Andrew Santino "Kay Classman, 28, posed as a 16-year-old student: Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman, was arrested for repeatedly enrolling in a Bronx high …" 1:02:20
Kay Classman, a 28-year-old woman, was arrested for repeatedly enrolling in a Bronx high school posing as a 16-year-old student across multiple school districts.
Kay Classman, 28, was arrested for repeatedly posing as a 16-year-old and enrolling in Bronx high schools across multiple districts. She wasn't a predator — just someone so sad and lonely she wanted her lost childhood back. That's somehow sadder.
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
At a childhood sleepover, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises on his face and he walked 7 miles home on a dirt road before being picked up by Eric Purvis's mom.
In 1950, about 60% of the world lived in extreme poverty; today it's about 1 in 10, attributable to capitalist economic growth.
From 2021 to 2024, 6 million children fell below the poverty line in the US after the expanded child tax credit expired.
Historically, only 40% of men have ever reproduced — Galloway uses this to argue that romantic success requires effort, not a hall pass.
Robby Hoffman is the 7th of 10 children raised in a Hasidic household in Montreal, where the family was poor and comedy was a survival mechanism.
Robby's Hasidic community had no concept of 'too soon' in comedy — if it was funny, you threw it, and if you bombed, your sibling told you immediately.
Robby didn't realize she was gay until age 17, when a persistent Italian classmate followed her into a bathroom stall at an end-of-semester bar event.
After Robby came out, her still-Hasidic father sent exactly one email saying the behavior was 'not befitting of a daughter of Israel' and calling it promiscuous, despite Robby having only one girlfriend.
Robby and Gabby married in Las Vegas for $799, a package that included a limousine, an officiant named Reverend Nature, and a photographer named Nathan.
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