At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
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Joel McHale's podcast clip about Danny Bonaduce being a difficult Soup guest sets off a surprisingly deep economics-of-Hollywood conversation. Andrew reveals the SAG-AFTRA app lets you track residual payments in real time; he's got $58 incoming from Warner Brothers. Bobby, meanwhile, suspects his MadTV residuals were lost to contract paperwork — while someone else is probably cashing those checks. The segment ends with a fond detour into Crystal Flanagan and Bobby's infamous on-set fart story, which is apparently why her photo is still the MadTV thumbnail. [1] — Andrew Santino "The SAG-AFTRA residuals app is a window into the strange economy of old TV. Bobby Lee likely never got his MadTV checks because of missing …" 02:18
Bobby Lee discovered via the SAG-AFTRA app that he is owed $58 in residuals, while his MadTV residuals likely never reached him due to contract issues.
Danny Bonaduce reportedly still receives residual checks from The Partridge Family (1970s), with checks sometimes over $3, illustrating how long residuals can last.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
A previous SmartLess episode where Will Arnett asked Jason Bateman if he'd ever pooped in front of his wife got picked up by Page Six. Then the National Enquirer reached out claiming there was a longstanding rift between Will and Jason. Nobody was rifting.
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