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Ep 623 - The Good Guy Weed (feat. Lemaire Lee)
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Lemaire Holds All His Farts Until He Sleeps
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What starts as a throwaway suggestion about fart-themed unboxing content spirals into one of the episode's best extended bits. Lemaire Lee confesses that he simply doesn't fart during the day — not intentionally, not even when he needs to. He holds everything until he falls asleep, at which point he unconsciously releases it all. His partner has confirmed the nocturnal situation is 'Toot City.' Matt declares this physically impossible and estimates Lemaire is carrying 80 pounds of compressed gas in his body at all times. Shane questions what childhood trauma could cause this. Lemaire says farting makes him feel gross. The episode then naturally transitions into a warm, extended conversation about morning blowout routines, sleep apnea, and how Matt's dog knows he's awake by listening for his first morning fart. Peanut butter, milk, and Belichick's Thai food farts are also implicated. [1] — Lemaire Lee "Lemaire Lee does not fart during the day — not voluntarily, ever. He waits until he's asleep, at which point his partner confirms it become…" 1:06:48
Lemaire Lee revealed he has a habit of holding in all his farts throughout the day, only releasing them unconsciously in his sleep, which his partner has confirmed.
Lemaire Lee does not fart during the day — not voluntarily, ever. He waits until he's asleep, at which point his partner confirms it becomes 'Toot City.' Matt calculates he is probably 80 pounds of compressed gas. The bit escalates into a full discussion of morning blowouts and what peanut butter does to a man.
Stoned and unable to sleep, Shane began cataloguing the infinite material universe in his head and could not stop. Every object, every particle, going on forever. The more he thought about it, the more it horrified him. Space being empty and infinite is fine — but all this STUFF?
