Podbit · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Stoned and unable to sleep, Shane began cataloguing the infinite material universe in his head and could not stop. Every object, every particle, going on forever. The more he thought about it, the more it horrified him. Space being empty and infinite is fine — but all this STUFF?
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What starts as a throwaway suggestion about fart-themed unboxing content spirals into one of the episode's best extended bits. Lemaire Lee confesses that he simply doesn't fart during the day — not intentionally, not even when he needs to. He holds everything until he falls asleep, at which point he unconsciously releases it all. His partner has confirmed the nocturnal situation is 'Toot City.' Matt declares this physically impossible and estimates Lemaire is carrying 80 pounds of compressed gas in his body at all times. Shane questions what childhood trauma could cause this. Lemaire says farting makes him feel gross. The episode then naturally transitions into a warm, extended conversation about morning blowout routines, sleep apnea, and how Matt's dog knows he's awake by listening for his first morning fart. Peanut butter, milk, and Belichick's Thai food farts are also implicated. [1] — Lemaire Lee "Lemaire Lee does not fart during the day — not voluntarily, ever. He waits until he's asleep, at which point his partner confirms it become…" 1:06:48
Lemaire Lee revealed he has a habit of holding in all his farts throughout the day, only releasing them unconsciously in his sleep, which his partner has confirmed.
Lemaire Lee does not fart during the day — not voluntarily, ever. He waits until he's asleep, at which point his partner confirms it becomes 'Toot City.' Matt calculates he is probably 80 pounds of compressed gas. The bit escalates into a full discussion of morning blowouts and what peanut butter does to a man.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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