Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Ep 623 - The Good Guy Weed (feat. Lemaire Lee)

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Lemaire's Home Studio and the Temu Unboxing Reveal

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Matt notices a new Sopranos painting hanging in Lemaire's corner of the podcast setup, which opens a Pandora's box of questions about LED strips from Temu, a mysterious mini MP3 player, a mushroom-shaped speaker, and what appears to be a fully operational home studio. After 500 questions, Lemaire finally admits the truth: he is making Temu unboxing videos in exchange for merchandise credits and free products. He hasn't posted anything yet. The first unboxing was apparently done at a professional studio run by a friend named Sky, involving a Super Mario Galaxy tin full of Japanese candy and a separate order from a Japanese grocery store. The crew is delighted. Shane immediately suggests he add nonstop farting to the format.

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Lemaire's Secret Temu Unboxing Empire

Ep 623 - The Good Guy Weed (feat. Lemaire Lee) · Jul 2, 2026 Comedy

After 500 questions, the crew finally discovers why Lemaire has LED strips, an MP3 player, and a mini studio setup: he's doing Temu unboxing videos to score free merchandise. He hasn't uploaded one yet. The box currently open contains a Super Mario Galaxy tin full of Japanese candy.

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Lemaire Holds All His Farts In Until He Sleeps

Ep 623 - The Good Guy Weed (feat. Lemaire Lee) · Jul 2, 2026 Comedy

Lemaire Lee does not fart during the day — not voluntarily, ever. He waits until he's asleep, at which point his partner confirms it becomes 'Toot City.' Matt calculates he is probably 80 pounds of compressed gas. The bit escalates into a full discussion of morning blowouts and what peanut butter does to a man.

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