Podbit · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
After 500 questions, the crew finally discovers why Lemaire has LED strips, an MP3 player, and a mini studio setup: he's doing Temu unboxing videos to score free merchandise. He hasn't uploaded one yet. The box currently open contains a Super Mario Galaxy tin full of Japanese candy.
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Matt notices a new Sopranos painting hanging in Lemaire's corner of the podcast setup, which opens a Pandora's box of questions about LED strips from Temu, a mysterious mini MP3 player, a mushroom-shaped speaker, and what appears to be a fully operational home studio. After 500 questions, Lemaire finally admits the truth: he is making Temu unboxing videos in exchange for merchandise credits and free products. He hasn't posted anything yet. The first unboxing was apparently done at a professional studio run by a friend named Sky, involving a Super Mario Galaxy tin full of Japanese candy and a separate order from a Japanese grocery store. The crew is delighted. Shane immediately suggests he add nonstop farting to the format. [1] — Lemaire Lee "After 500 questions, the crew finally discovers why Lemaire has LED strips, an MP3 player, and a mini studio setup: he's doing Temu unboxin…" 1:04:30
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