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JoJo Siwa Cruise, Two Nuns on TikTok, and Hannah's Bird Algorithm
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The hosts compare TikTok algorithms. Hannah watched one JoJo Siwa cruise video and now can't escape them — and the reviews are unanimously glowing. The small scale means JoJo personally talks to everyone, making it a genuine fan community event for the now-30-something women who grew up watching Dance Moms. Paige's algorithm is delivering two nuns who run a podcast, which prompts the duo to discover they don't know the difference between a nun and a sister (a nun is cloistered and prays; a sister takes simple vows and lives an active life). Hannah finds the idea of nuns as 'factories of prayer mass-producing it' both hilarious and oddly comforting. Hannah also shares a Trixie Mattel TikTok about a scientific study letting birds FaceTime each other — they formed social bonds, developed preferences, and recognized individuals — prompting Hannah to worry about the quality of pigeon life in New York.
Hannah Berner's TikTok algorithm served her JoJo Siwa cruise content, and she noted reviewers were giving it perfect scores, praising intimate fan access.
Hannah fell into a JoJo Siwa cruise TikTok rabbit hole and discovered it's getting universally perfect reviews. With a small enough guest list that JoJo personally talks to everyone, it's become a genuine community event for the 30-something women who grew up watching Dance Moms.
Paige DeSorbo didn't know there was a difference between a nun and a sister until this episode. A nun lives cloistered, taking solemn vows devoted entirely to prayer. A sister takes simple vows and lives an active life — your Catholic school teacher was a sister, not a nun.
