Speaker
Hannah Berner
Appearances over time
7 episodes
Episodes
7
Giggling about crying, clam slams, and cake pops
Giggling about soft smiles, summer reading, and running
Giggling about an emergency press conference
Giggling about lust, lady’s maids, and love island
Giggling about con men, country boys, and cigars
Giggling about pregnancy, pearadise, and pink trauma
Giggling about virginity, confessionals, and cheating
Podcasts
Quotes & moments
Hannah declared 'soft smile summer' after a Botox injection left her unable to smile or show full facial expression.
The subject of the Maternal Instinct documentary faked her pregnancy for a full nine months without her boyfriend Wade ever seeing her stomach.
Hannah's mom Lenore lured her to Shelter Island under the guise of a bonding weekend, then revealed she'd be singing the national anthem for a 5K and 'maybe walking it,' which turned into full jogging.
About 1 in 3 women face barriers to accessing prescription birth control, according to Opill's ad read.
Opill, the first OTC daily birth control pill in the US, is FDA-approved, estrogen-free, and 98% effective when used correctly.
Hannah received a range of recovery timelines from followers — some said 3 weeks, others reported it lasting up to 10 months.
Opill, the first OTC daily birth control pill in the U.S., is 98% effective when used as directed and is estrogen-free.
Hannah claimed she has fast-twitch muscles suited for sprints, not distance running, to explain why she struggled with the 5K.
According to the Opill ad, about 1 in 3 women face barriers to accessing prescription birth control.
BetterHelp's 2026 State of Stigma report found 85% of Americans believe getting mental health support is wise, yet 74% say society discourages it.
According to the Opill ad, about 1 in 3 women face barriers to accessing prescription birth control in the US.
Hannah's last Botox appointment before this incident was in October, meaning the current episode is roughly 8 months later.
Hannah Berner got masseter Dysport at an unfamiliar clinic without charting history and developed a significantly impaired smile within days.
The injector told Hannah that Dysport peaks at 2 weeks, which coincided with her 3-week Toronto TV hosting job.
BetterHelp's 2026 State of Stigma report found 85% of Americans believe getting mental health support is wise, yet 74% say society discourages people from doing so.
Paige's parents watch Giggly Squad on YouTube every single night at dinner — and when they run out of new episodes, they rewatch old ones. Paige's dad's note: he's never seen Paige laugh at anyone the way she laughs at Hannah.
Rumors are swirling that Taylor Swift's wedding is imminent. Hannah reflects that she was just relieved her own wedding went well — she never really wanted all the attention of forcing people to a mandatory event. Will Taylor have the 'wedding blues' after?
Hannah Berner's Botox injection locked her jaw and turned her into an involuntary ice queen. Rather than hide it, she coined the season's defining motto: 'soft smile summer.'
A podcast guest told women to approach men at bars and buy them drinks. Paige's verdict: absolutely not. Her makeup and outfit already cost more than the drink — it's not about the money, it's about the gesture.
Hannah and Paige filmed a cameo on Mindy Kaling's TV show on its final production day — in furs, sweating, next to Ashanti. Hannah had never heard 'Auld Lang Syne' called by its name and mispronounced it so many ways they needed 15–20 takes per angle.
The Sisters of Mary OP convent DM'd Giggly Squad after being tagged in a video. Their message called it a 'delightful take,' said laughter 'runs deep in our tradition,' and closed with a genuine blessing. The girls are now, officially, protected by a convent.
Paige has a psychosomatic thing: the moment a dinner reservation is made and she's expected to eat, her appetite vanishes. She's going to Italy and is already strategizing — fewer set reservations, more spontaneous eating.
Online speculation is mounting around Rihanna and ASAP Rocky — a Met Gala argument, a Phoenix concert comment about local women, and a growing chorus of fans telling Rihanna to leave. Hannah and Paige weigh in with appropriate caveats.
Hannah found Lisa Barlow's new song 'Gorgeous, Baby Gorgeous' while riding in an Uber and initially thought it was Taylor Swift. It's autotune, yes — but Hannah's verdict is 'lowkey a bop.'
Hannah has been walking around unable to smile for weeks. Her revelation: nobody noticed. Not one person. Everyone is too consumed by their own anxieties to register yours — and that's weirdly the most comforting thing.
A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Netflix star quit the team after going viral, and Paige is convinced her boyfriend quietly sabotaged her career. He quit his job, made a 'selfishly happy she's hurt' comment, then went on a podcast saying 'no comment' about cheerleader pay raises.
Paige's astrologer told her that motherhood is so deeply embedded in her chart that she has 'free range' to start and stop whenever — but once she does start, it becomes her whole life and the first time she ever truly feels fulfilled. Hannah nearly cried.
Paige's astrologer revealed all three of her signs are the 'adult' archetype — she was born with no inner child, no crybaby tendencies, and zero patience for nonsense. At recess, she was running a fake company called Teeter-Totter. The chart just confirmed what everyone already knew.
Hannah's Dysport disaster exposes the fundamental paradox of Giggly Squad: it's meant to be a shared learning experience, but neither host has ever actually changed their behavior. They joke, they commiserate — and then they walk right back into the same choices.
Stranded in a foreign Toronto gym, Hannah ran for 10 minutes at speed 5.5, nearly quit, then LL Cool J's 'Head Sprung' dropped and she powered through another 10 minutes. She is now calling herself a triathlete.
Analysis
What they talk about
- Society & Culture 52%
- Health & Fitness 20%
- Arts 9%
- TV & Film 7%
- Religion & Spirituality 4%
- Comedy 4%
- Music 2%
- Leisure 2%
Connections
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