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Cold Open: Wi-Fi Woes, Knicks Mania, and Hannah's Shaking Hand
At 3:46 · chapter starts 1:27
The cold open drops the listener straight into the chaos: someone is yelling at Gary to fix the Wi-Fi, Paige is defending her refusal to reschedule for a pedicure, and Hannah is holding up a shaking hand to camera — except it's audio, so no one can see it. Hannah gives a shout-out to OG Knicks fans, Paige yawns cartoonishly, and the two establish their dynamic in real time: Hannah is a vibrating ball of sports anxiety, Paige has already moved on and is worried about her toenails. The segment also meanders through Taylor Swift's possible secret wedding, the World Cup's multi-city format (which they had slightly misunderstood on a previous episode), and Hannah's growing struggle with saying no — until Paige announces she's discovered Angry Arts and Crafts TikTok, described as 'watercoloring for Scorpios.'
Hannah turned off the Knicks game when they were down by 29 points, settled in with Mormon Wives, and then a phone notification sent her spiraling back to the TV at 11 PM. She watched the comeback completely alone while everyone else was asleep — and credits her late grandfather for the miracle finish.
