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Swig Soda, Espresso Overdose & Hannah's Bathroom Floor Morning
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The hosts take a casual detour into beverage culture, with Paige noting that Swig's milk-and-soda concoctions would kill Hannah, who rarely drinks a full Coca-Cola thanks to her dietitian mother. Hannah's caffeine confession then takes centre stage: she ordered two shots of espresso in a chai latte from a coffee shop whose caffeine hit differently, arrived home sweating, shaking, walking into walls, and lying on the bathroom floor while her cat Butters observed from the doorway. Paige is simultaneously alarmed and unsympathetic — two shots should not send a person to the hospital. The whole story lands as a perfect comedic counterpoint to the intense documentary content that came just before it.
Hannah is deep in Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and can't believe they made it to the reunion without anyone mentioning Dakota's decade-long heroin addiction. Meanwhile, Paige explains how Taylor got strategically played before The Bachelorette.
