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Explore episode Jun 26, 2026

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Paige's $500 Astrology Reading: Year 7 and the Manifestation Year Ahead

At 30:32 · chapter starts 26:00

Fresh from a $500 astrology reading, Paige arrives at recording both rattled and energized. The astrologer — whom she'll put in the newsletter — laid out a 9-year cycle framework where years 2 and 7 are universally the hardest. Paige is currently in year 7. The saving grace: next year is her strongest manifestation year ever, with off-the-charts powers of intention. She says she mentally 'blacked out' during the hour-long session from information overload, so she has to relisten to the recording he sent her. The most emotionally resonant moment: he told her all three of her zodiac signs correspond to the 'adult' archetype — she has never had an inner child, doesn't do crybaby, and was running a fake company called Teeter-Totter at recess. He also touched on fertility, saying motherhood has 'free range' in her chart and will be the first time she ever feels truly fulfilled. Hannah almost cries.

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