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Story 1: He Hooked Up With His Girlfriend's Dad
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The first story sets a high bar for chaos: a 23-year-old man meets a bisexual guy around 48 years old via an app similar to Grindr, they hook up once, and that's that. Two weeks later, the narrator begins dating a 20-year-old woman. Three weeks into the relationship, she introduces him to her father in a park — and it's the same man. Both freeze. They shake hands awkwardly; the girlfriend assumes it's nerves. Two weeks pass before she calls him, furious, having learned her father came out as bisexual to the family and asked her to break up with the narrator so the dad could be with him. She blames the narrator for 'turning him gay' and throws a plastic container at him. The group discusses how the dad's confession and demand make him the real villain, while Jared quips that the narrator must have been really impressive in bed if a man was willing to blow up his marriage for him.
A 23-year-old man hooked up with a bisexual stranger 25 years his senior, then started dating a 20-year-old woman — only to meet her father at a park and recognize him immediately. The dad later confessed and asked his daughter to dump the boyfriend so he could pursue the guy himself.
A man hooked up with a bisexual dude 25 years older, only to discover weeks later that man was the father of the woman he was dating — and the dad ultimately confessed and asked his daughter to break up with the boyfriend so the dad could be with him.