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Dear Toasters: Weekly Sexting & AI Solutions

At 1:10:32 · chapter starts 1:08:38

The final Dear Toasters letter comes from a married mother who describes her husband's weekly remote sexting ritual — a callback to their college long-distance days — as something she finds exhausting and slightly bizarre given that they live together. She falls asleep putting the kids to bed half the time. Jackie's take: once a week is a lot, and the novelty of this kind of thing requires rarity to remain special. Claudia, in her most inspired advice of the episode, suggests deploying an AI chatbot trained on the listener's previous messages — let it run in the background, go to sleep, problem solved. The environmental impact of AI energy usage is cheerfully waived: the polar bears would have wanted this. The hosts close by suggesting the husband would probably enjoy the AI's output so much he'd start demanding it nightly, at which point the joke completes itself.

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