A listener's husband wants to recreate their college long-distance sexting ritual every single week. Claudia's solution: train an AI chatbot on your previous messages, let it run in the background, go to sleep. The polar bears understand.
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The second Dear Toasters letter is the episode's funniest and most outrage-inducing. A listener's mother-in-law overheard that the 4-year-old daughter needed a trim before appearing as a flower girl in two summer weddings. She took the child out alone and returned with a full bob and bangs on a child who had never had a haircut in her life. [1] — Jackie Oshry "A mother-in-law took a 4-year-old who had never had a haircut and returned her with a full bob and bangs, citing a comment about needing a …" 1:06:25 The mother-in-law's defense: the 4-year-old said she wanted bangs. Jackie's response is withering: how stupid are you? Claudia's verdict is crisp and enforceable: this woman does not get to take the child alone again until the hair grows back. In that interim period, she should think about what she did. The hosts acknowledge the daughter is probably adorable — hair grows fast — but the boundary violation here is serious enough to require a loud, unambiguous response to prevent escalation.
A listener's mother-in-law took her 4-year-old daughter — who had never had a haircut — to get a full bob with bangs, citing a comment about needing a trim before two summer weddings.
A mother-in-law took a 4-year-old who had never had a haircut and returned her with a full bob and bangs, citing a comment about needing a trim. The hosts are united: this woman cannot be trusted with the child alone until the hair grows back.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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